22 November 2006

Kentucky Racetrack President Gets DUI

The president of the Kentucky Speedway, Jerry Carroll, plead guilty to driving while drunk inside a Kenton County courtroom, Tuesday morning. [WCPO.com]

One should never be drunk inside a courtroom, let alone drive around in one.

2 comments:

Michelle Fry said...

Nice! I love reading this kind of crappy writing. It's always seems to be from newspapers. It makes me believe journalists are taught to ignore syntax.

TravisG said...

Never reassemble infinitives while drunk.