Now Accepting Applications for Supreme Court Justice

Recruiting firm Accolo (which may or may not be legit) is helping Bush find the next SCOTUS justice. It claims it is "supporting the effort to fill this job as part of our civic duty in an unofficial capacity."

Do you qualify? You might, if this descibes you:

You read legal doctrines for fun and shine in legal and political careers. Your endless barbeque debates about civil rights, race relations, criminal procedure, freedom of speech and press, and church-state relations regularly make you the center of attention. While this job has no formal requirements, previous top-performers have been natural-born citizens with significant judicial experience.

More of the jocularity here. Don't forget to do the interview questions.