23 March 2011

Ideas for Defeating Libyan Forces

From a memoir about WWII combat flying comes this bit of unknown history:


Once I heard of a gunner who ran out of ammunition, and in desperation threw toilet paper at the Russian Yak, and the Russian was frightened away by it!! The Russians did not know what toilet paper was, so this pilot probably thought the gunner was throwing a bomb at him. This trick worked many times.


I don't know how advanced Libya is, so it's possible they are familiar with toilet paper. In that case, we should try stranger things like labradoodles or Lady Gaga's accessories.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How did the Russians... you know...

What I'm saying is, without toilet paper...

THEIR BUTTS, MAN! MY GOD, THE RUSSIAN BUTTS!