11 April 2009

Happy Family Lunch Holiday

In my family, we celebrate Easter by re-baptizing ourselves, having confession contests, and buying guns only from people who oppose the death penalty. If the weather is bad then we stay inside and discuss whether there is a dark matter signal in the galactic positron annihilation radiation.

For Catholics: Happy Easter!
Everyone else: See you in hell.


5 comments:

Mark said...

Happy Easter. I wish I were drunk.

liz said...

i only understood like 3 words of this post

Kasmira said...

Happy Easter! I hope you get resurrected, too.

WestEnder said...

Resurrected? I think that is the nicest way anyone told me they wished I would die...

jeff said...

You're obviously going to hell, my man. Put in a good word for me.