For the Man Who Has Everything...

... except testosterone:

Introducing Wasabi

New Words Inspired by Sarah Palin

Palinium: the densest element yet discovered.

Palinescense: the phenomenon of mainstream media exhibiting increased fascination with public figures in direct proportion to their diminishing significance.

Palinese: a mode of [often desultory] speech in which the speaker's skewed cognition gives the impression of idiocy bordering on lunacy.

The Palinofsky Gambit: a chess play in which a checkmated player blames the loss on the liberal media and then claims victory.

Beauty Meats

GAY

Not sure if this is a subpar job of putting one's name on a mailbox or a subpar job of putting one's prejudice on a mailbox:

Actual Southern Indiana Towns

This is just southern Indiana:


French Lick (let's get this one out of the way first)
Cincinnati
Philadelphia
New Philadelphia
New Boston
South Boston
Manhattan
St. Louis Crossing
Nebraska
Yankeetown
Frenchtown
English
Eureka
Santa Claus
Buffaloville
Carefree
Loogootee
Exchange
Whiteland*
Trafalgar
Napoleon
Waterloo
Edinburg
Dublin
London
China
Siberia
Vienna
Florence
Milan
Moscow
Manilla
Hindustan
Bengal
Fountaintown
Bean Blossom
Gnaw Bone
Floyds Knobs
Story
Spraytown
Acme
Bono
Buddha


(*I heard a woman on the radio just yesterday talk about how southern Indiana is totally racist and she was the only black person in her school so I thought this was an ironic town name)

Body Dump

Noticed while walking amidst illegal trash dumps at abandoned industrial sites (welcome to my life):