23 February 2007

Septagenarian Ex-GI Kills Mugger with Bare Hands

How was your vacation, Grandpa?

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An American senior citizen killed an alleged mugger with his bare hands, and his traveling companions aboard a tour bus fended of two other assailants in the Atlantic coast city of Limon, police said.

A retired member of the U.S. military aged about 70 put suspect Warner Segura in a head lock and broke his clavicle after the 20-year-old and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus...

The two other men fled when the 12 senior citizens started defending themselves during the Wednesday attack.

That's why smart American criminals pick on the Amish.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Of course, with the Amish, you have the risk of having a cop on the run pose as being Amish but then kick your ass when provoked.

Well, it's never happened in real life but "Witness" was pretty good.