Let's be honest. You have no life. If you did, you wouldn't be reading this blog.
With that out of the way we can start the healing. After all, the first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is to get boozed up this Thursday after 5pm at Sake Bomb in Hyde Park.
Some of you already know this. The rest of you deserve an apology for not being personally contacted. You will get this apology in person if you show up and convey your anguish in a long series of plaintive wails. After I've had enough I will tell you to shut up and buy you a drink (i.e. apologize).
Be there.
3 comments:
wait, you are buying the drinks? ok, i'll come then.
I'm freaking broke. Just a friendly warning.
don't judge me.
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