14 August 2006

Army buys $12M in blimps for Iraq

Great news! The Pentagon has purchased 16 balloon-like blimps to hover over Iraq (a bargain at only $750,000 each).

These blimps will monitor our great Iraqi successes and record the happiness of the Iraqi people. The information will then be sent back to Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan so they can see all the good news and stop undermining President Bush and the troops. Because everything was going great until they spoke up.

1 comment:

KatieG said...

the key to victory! Giant blimps.