30 July 2009

Best of Porn Spams for July 2009

Manly stallion and luscious mom doing bed-pressing

Muscled pandillero and his GF share snatch

Lanky brunet [sic] and four lasses baking cookies

Mulatto farmer and hawt mami rubbing bacons

Spindly twink and seductive blondie caught romping

Senile boss and British honey porking outdoors

Stout cowboy and full whitey go naughty

Corpulent gangster and gothic ho boinking outdoors

Hung-Kong Asian and gothic ho caught screwing

Findlay Market: Most Dangerous Market in America

By now everyone has heard the thorough, fact-checked local media reports about Cincinnati being the most dangerous city in the history of the world.

It goes without saying that Findlay Market, located in the heart of OTR, is therefore the most dangerous market in America. People are regularly mugged and beaten while buying fruits and vegetables, and in some cases are attacked by the fruits and vegetables themselves.

So I was very disappointed to discover that the market is now a handgun-free zone. I don't know how I'm supposed to protect myself anymore.





Semblance of sunny summer masks an underworld of dark-skinned danger.

26 July 2009

10 Obscure Films You Should See...

...if you can find them:


The Spanish Prisoner (1997)
The Milagro Beanfield War (1988)
Mystery Train (1989)
The Vanishing*
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
Parents (1989)
Mute Witness (1994)
11:14
The Sea (2002, from Iceland by director Baltasar Kormakar)
Ghost World (2001)


* I am referring to the 1988 original Dutch movie (in Dutch, "Spoorloos"). There is an American remake that is a total piece of crap. Don't even bother with that one, seek out the original.

How to Vote for Findlay Market

The news about California organization Care2's farmer's market poll is making its way through the local internets. UrbanCincy has a post and I received an email about it.

I've been going to Findlay Market 1-2 times a week for 10 years, I love the place and I'm on familiar terms with many vendors. So you'd think I'd vote in this poll but I won't.

The rules say the prize goes "to the Market." Since "the Market" is run by a corporation and not a group of farmers, it goes to the corporation. And no, the corporation is not the vendors. The corporation can spend the prize on Herman Miller office chairs if it wants.

The vendors work for the corporation and the corporation runs Findlay Market like a business, i.e. the vendors are evaluated based on their ability to add value to the corporation. That's why the market is open on Sunday; vendors weren't thrilled about the idea and some opposed it entirely. But they weren't given an option. The corporation needed Sundays to expand its suburban customer base so vendors were told they could either work Sundays or give up their stall to someone who would.

That is not an isolated example; the corporation simply does not engage vendors in management decisions; it's a top-down structure.

Another key consideration is that the corporation only manages some of the vendors in the market area. Many stores aren't part of the corporation so they would be excluded from the prize entirely since they are not technically part of "the Market."

So here's the bottom line: there are two Findlay Markets. The one you see is the one you should vote for. You can do that by going there and spending your money. The other is the one you don't see, the one that looks at spreadsheets and revenue forecasts in an office.

It may make you feel urban retro-cool to click a vote for Findlay Market but don't fool yourself into thinking it does anything for the vendors.

If you like Findlay Market, don't stay at home and vote with your mouse, go there and vote with your money!

24 July 2009

Heard Today on "The Buzz"

WBDZ (1230 AM) can always be counted on for face-smacking goofiness that stretches the bounds of incredulity. Today a lady called in with this theory:

AIDS was invented in an American lab. "They" gave it to homosexuals because homosexuals made whites look bad. Then "they" started putting black men in prisons and gave them AIDS in the prisons. Our sisters need to be aware of this and protect themselves.




18 July 2009

The Clark Street Blog Saturday Quiz



Guess what business the above logo represents. Consider that the illustration shows mountains and forests, indicating an environmental aspect. Consider also that the company serves God and country. And finally, consider also that I wouldn't ask if there wasn't some degree of irony/humor involved.

A) Garbage dumpsters
B) Rifle spotting scopes
C) Land-clearing equipment
D) Mining technology


ANSWER:


16 July 2009

Second Sunday on Main - July 2009



Help paint a community mural? Normally my lack of artistic talent would prevent my participation but a cutie with a camera walked in so I walked in, too.


They painted the tree, wanted people to paint the leaves. The green blob in the corner is my "leaf." Cutie pie did not contribute.


Other paintings by actual artists. The surface is silk. These don't do anything for me but I liked the smaller ones they had outside. I might just buy one next time.


Oh no!! She left and all I got was a picture of her walking away! Well, that and this nice flower painting.


The drag races begin.






There are several notable things in this picture. Take the time.


Sarah Palin: Philosophical Perspective

Many were impressed with Palin at first but to my credit I called this one right from the start. Also to my credit I have managed to juxtapose the words "Palin" and "philosophical."

This WSJ op-ed is as good an explanation of the Palin/GOP head-scratcher that can be found.

12 July 2009

Chris Smitherman & Cecil Thomas Should Visit Stockholm

Because maybe it would help them come to their sense. At least Thomas. Maybe.

An excerpt from Friday's Enquirer story:

With... a $20 million deficit ahead, members of Cincinnati City Council now are debating whether to honor the King of Pop with a moment of silence.

Councilman Cecil Thomas intends to introduce a resolution at council's next meeting Aug. 5.

"This is something personal, just for myself... I'm a big fan of Michael Jackson. I grew up with Michael Jackson."


Personal? Just for himself? So taxpayer-funded city government should spend time on something that is personal and just for Cecil Thomas while the city contends with a $20m defecit?

What planet is this guy on?

As I opined before, this grotesque politicization of Michael Jackson for personal gain is so utterly pathetic, so gaggingly distasteful that the only reaction I can have is admiration... admiration of the great restraint Cincinnati's reasonable public has showed in this matter.

Chris Smitherman has made a life out of sinking low but it's hard to imagine even him sinking lower than this. It's obvious that neither Smitherman, Thomas nor the NAACP truly have any love for Jackson's music. If they really did, they would honor him the way he is honored by his true fans. Like this, for example:



So what do you think, Mr. Smitherman, Mr. Thomas and members of the NAACP... if Michael Jackson were looking down upon the world now, what do you think HE would rather see, your politicization of his musical legacy for one minute of silence in city council chambers, or his fans half a world away coming together in flash mob celebrations of his music and dance legacy?

Second Sunday on Main - June 2009

If your wish is laid-back Sunday diversion then consider the Second Sunday on Main festival. Fun people doing fun things in a fun atmosphere. This month's theme is GLOBAL GROOVE, i.e. the place to be for world music fans.

Here are pics from the last SSOM which featured dog contests.

Lillie shows off her painted nails






Kids having fun


Lining up for the "best dressed" contest


STILL having fun






This pug had enough... sat under a van and refused to budge


And you might see these guys riding around on their crazy bikes