09 May 2007

Ugliest Dog Competition Comes to OH-2

It's official. Phil Heimlich (R-center of the universe) has filed papers to run against Jean Schmidt (R-scary basement). The Lindners win the GOP primary once again!

There is little anyone can say about these clown college cum laudes that hasn't already been said. I think it's safe to assume that Lindner & friends will fill up Heimlich's coffers and the campaign should be typical GOP fare: tax cuts for Jesus, Democrats are communist, Victoria Wulsin wants everyone to have 7 abortions and then become gay.

On the Dem side, I suppose Wulsin's campaign will once again have to go through the ordeal of trying to extricate the heads of beltway Dems from their consultants' asses and get them to send some resources (and I mean real resources, not some 22-yr old kid who just graduated and is thinking about law school). It didn't work for Hackett in '04 or Wulsin in '06, but maybe the third time's the charm.


Mark said...

Phil would be an improvement over Jean but then again, so would a large pile of horse dung.

WestEnder said...

I would agree that the most notable thing about this primary is that there is a candidate who is actually less preferable than Heimlich.

With respect to performance as a legislator, I don't think there would be much difference between the two. Heimlich isn't as outwardly extreme in his stupidity, but he's still the same Lindner lapdog who thinks Jesus is his co-pilot.

Mark said...

True, but Phil looks better in a dress.

WestEnder said...

That reminds me: all photographers please note: I am currently offering a reward for pictures of Heimlich in a flag blouse.