BUZZKILL

WASSSAPPP!!

One Hug and Ticket, Please

El Camino Takes it to 11

Council Item of the Week

Local citizen wants answers about City Hall's "green Al Gore roof:"





TRANSCRIPTION:

Charles Winburn
Cincinnati Council Member

Hi Charlie; I’m back, now that you are on council.
I have looked at the green Load on the Roof.
I would request a proper statement as to the existing Load __?__ Potential storm winter Load __?__
then normal rain, snow, ice load
then a Load that the roof would Hold as to rain, ice, snow cumulative as to the weather we occasionally have once or twice a year?

Then for how much is the roof insured for now, as it was never intended to be a green al Gore roof?
and who would be injured if a collapse occurred?
Then would firefighters be in danger..
and what happened to the crops it bore this season?

Yours,

Senior citizen who will not afford to park in city
but do attend price Hill civic club and
park free. age 80

Is it Just Me...

...or is there something disconcertingly eccentric about this backyard scene?





A voice in my head says I should mention it's in NKy.

Medical Marketing Enigma

You probably won't die because of "complications" at this clinic...




But if you die anyway, at least your loved ones can conveniently walk next door for your tombstone. What could be simpler?

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I agree, the bullet holes are a nice touch...

*snort*

Mo' Money

Yes, it's a funny name but in business one must market to a target audience.




What I find interesting is the logo, which shows a fist full of money with wings, perhaps suggesting "we gonna have 'MO MONEY 'cause we gonna fly away wit YO' MONEY!!!"

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Job > Street Cred

Man wearing Statue of Liberty costume and handing out cards for a tax prep business:

For the Man Who Has Everything...

... except testosterone:

Break-In