For Catholics: Happy Easter!
Everyone else: See you in hell.
11 April 2009
Happy Family Lunch Holiday
In my family, we celebrate Easter by re-baptizing ourselves, having confession contests, and buying guns only from people who oppose the death penalty. If the weather is bad then we stay inside and discuss whether there is a dark matter signal in the galactic positron annihilation radiation.
Happy Easter. I wish I were drunk.
ReplyDeletei only understood like 3 words of this post
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter! I hope you get resurrected, too.
ReplyDeleteResurrected? I think that is the nicest way anyone told me they wished I would die...
ReplyDeleteYou're obviously going to hell, my man. Put in a good word for me.
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